Dear Leader Distributes Propaganda Video; Chocolate Ration Has Been Increased to 20 Grammes

by Gabriel's Horn Free Press Staff

Today, our dear leader has presented us with a lovely video regarding the rewards for cooperating under the new regime. Well, we hate to break this to you, mein Führer, but we are not Vichy Frenchies. Unlike the Frenchies, we do not surrender after an invasion lasting only a week longer than the invasion of Poland, despite the fact that the Frenchies were much more numerous and well-equipped than the Poles and the fact that the Poles never actually surrendered. We are Warriors, and we will reclaim the motherland!

Your crude attempts at propaganda have only furthered our agenda of supplying the unfiltered, unadulterated truth. And sometimes that agenda requires supplying hilariously out of context photos which make you appear to be in some kind of fascist pose, and sometimes it requires supplying photos with a Charlie Chaplin moustache edited onto your face.

Just imagine him yelling 'Nein!' right about now.

Unser Führer receives news of the capture of Paris.
Presumably a photo op is in short order.